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Spoot! - The Angry Beavers

Double cheeseburger, onion rings, and a large orange drink! - "Fast Food"

Um...no? - All That

If I had seen the sign, I would have taken it! - Ami's mom, the klepto

Kids, you should know, your mother is a moose. - Ami's dad

No! I am not in denial! - Ami

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. - Harry S. Truman

Eat more Chinese food to feel good. - Found inside a fortune cookie

I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.

Oh good! A scam! - Rat Race

If I see something fly across the room and latch onto somebody's face, and he's screaming and trying to get it off, then I have to laugh, because, what is that thing? - Jack Handey

'maybe i should put a bucket over my head and a marshmallow in each ear and stumble around for another dum-numb week for another hum-drum hit song to appear...'--Ani DiFranco (from 'Fuel'-Little Plastic Castle)

'...when we fight cold wind blows our way but we can learn like the trees-how to bend, how to sway...'--Ani DiFranco (from 'Angry Anymore'--Up Up Up Up Up Up)

'If you want to end war and stuff, you got to learn to sing loud.' - Arlo Guthrie

'I spent ten whole days in Jerusalem. Mmmm Jerusalem. Sweet Jerusalem. And all I ate was olives. Nothing but olives! Mountains of olives. It was a good ten days. I like olives. I like you too.'--Dan Bern (from 'Jerusalem'-Dan Bern)

The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between the lightning and the lightning bug. - Mark Twain

Ydobemos sdeen guha! - Miz Redavni

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. - Groucho Marx

Why should we rise, because 'tis light? Did we lie down, because 'twas night? - John Donne

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. - Charles Schulz

Love Spell: Get thee to thy man, and dance afront o' him skyclad.