I'm Gonna Getcha Good

Original Song: "I'm Gonna Getcha You Good" by Shania Twain (Lyrics) (Midi - partial)
Inspiration: I really like to sing and dance to this song. It was just on the radio, and when it ended, my sister (who liked my first song parody) asked if I was going to mess with this one. So I said, "Er...yeah, I think I will." "Who?" she asked. "Kitty again?" I thought for a moment, said, "Nope, Wanda and her dad," and started spouting lines. This soon followed. November 9, 2002.

Don't wantcha fined and warned now
Don't wantcha in a cell
I only will be happy
If I can kill you myself

My powers are dangerous
It's absolutely true
You were a lousy father
Now it's all over for you

Nowhere to run
And I, don't need a gun
Pietro can't save you
I'll soon kill him too

I'm gonna getcha while my memory's in tact
I'm gonna getcha, it's a rock-solid fact
You can bet that by the same time next week,
you'll be six feet deep.
I'm gonna getcha, yeah I'm hot on your trail
I'm gonna getcha, you chauvinist male
You can bet that wherever you hide
I'm not far behind.
You know I will, find you and kill.

I can hardly wait for
Your horrid, gory death
I'll sneer down at you
As you're drawing your last breath

Nowhere to run
And I, don't need a gun
Pietro can't save you
I'll soon kill him too

I'm gonna kill ya, father
I'm gonna kill ya, dad
You were a lousy parent.
Yeah, you were beyond bad.

Nowhere to run
And I, don't need a gun
Pietro can't save you
I'll soon kill him too

Oh, I’m gonna getcha, I’m gonna make sure you're dead
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I’m gonna getcha
(I’m gonna getcha) Just like I said, I’ll kill ya dead
Oh, I’m gonna kill ya dead!

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