Original Song: "No Such Thing" by John Mayer (Lyrics) (Midi)
Inspiration: I liked the original song. The other day I was sitting in my car, and it came to me. Written post - "X-Treme Measures", of course. November 8, 2002.

"This is our test car," he said to me,
"With the extra brake.
"Take a seat.
"Here's the key.
"Now hold on, listen to me."
Well, the pernandle handle is in drive now,
And I floor the gas.
Now Mr. Logan's actin' strange.
He has his
eyes tight closed

They love to tell me
"Park between the lines".
You know I often
Drive on the left side.

I'm gonna drive every chance I am given
I wanna zip down
the freeway now
I just found out the rules are only suggestions
Mr. Logan, please don't scream so loud

Well Mr. Logan says I drive like it's a race
Runnin' red lights
Missin' stop signs
Honk my horn now
These other drivers just don't know what they're doing
And all the instructors
They're goin' grey now
I wonder why they give me only one lesson
Before they pass me
on to someone else

They love to tell me
"Park between the lines".
You know I often
Drive on the left side.

I'm gonna drive every chance I am given
I wanna zip down
the freeway now
I just found out the rules are only suggestions
Mr. Logan, please don't scream so loud

I am allowed to drive
I am allowed to drive
I am allowed to drive
With a licensed adult

I'm gonna drive every chance I am given
I wanna zip down
the freeway now
I just found out the rules are only suggestions
Mr. Logan, please don't scream so loud

I just can't wait til I get my full license
I'm gonna cruise in my red four-door
And when I cut off that slow cop on Main Street
Didn't know what he was so mad for

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